Dear friends, I realize that my last post may have caused some panic and confusion given the title and creepiness of the poem. I’m so sorry! That poem is a joke poem, of course, many lines lifted straight from spam or scam messages I have received. I realize now that some of you read my poems in your email and never go to the WordPress site. I think I’d probably panic too! Please accept my apologies and I will be more careful with titles in the future!
—stephanie
stephanie pepper 
I mean, spam isn’t in the title of spam emails…
I thought it was the perfect medium for that poem, and the experience wouldn’t have been the same in any other but an email. Was laughing the whole time.